It is 11:20 and I am hungry. My holiday festive eating orgy, that began in mid-December, is now over. Yes, it is. Really. I promise. Moreover, I am now ready to shed the ho-hum-how-many pounds that I’ve gained since then.
To that end, I’ve got in the refrigerator a four-pack of Slim-Fast chocolate shakes that I was sent before the holiday but have waited until now to use. It occurs to me that my timing may not have been what Slim-Fast intended. Probably they thought I would want to use their meal-replacement shakes to shed a few pounds so I could shimmy into my party dresses for Christmas and New Year’s Eve. Ha! My attire for both of those holidays is flannel pajamas–and maybe, depending on who is around, a bra. If I am going to pig out, I am going to do so in comfort.
However–ahem–the season is now long-gone and so must be the five or so (but who’s counting?) pounds that accrued. Thus, the need to jump start my Better-Eating-Wise-Food-Choices diet with Slim-Fast Meal Replacement Shakes. I am determined not to chug it like so much medicine, but to savor my tasty drink, enjoying it as I would if it were–well, a real milk shake. To that end, I’ve put it in a glass mug. I’ve chilled it, as the label directs. And–
–it’s chocolatey. Definitely, aggressively chocolatey. That’s a plus, I think. There’s a second note after the intense chocolate and that is not such a plus: it’s sickly sweet. But it’s still drinkable. I continue my taste test and note that there’s an odd sensation in the back of my mouth, a kind of puckering up, followed by an aftertaste.
But really, that’s all beside the point if the Slim-Fast promises are true: that this shake will take care of my hunger for up to four hours. It’s 2:43 before I start feeling hungry again. By my calculations, that is, indeed, almost four hours, and to this I say: Congratulations, Slim-Fast.
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