Oh, you mean I’m supposed to delete the emails on my iPhone? You mean that the reason my old iPhone may have been so–what’s the word I want here?–oh yes, recalcitrant is because there were over TWENTY THOUSAND EMAILS on it. I now will be spending all my spare time (which is, frankly, more plentiful than my spare change) going through each of those 20K+ and deleting them.
I would like to delete the people who send them to me as well. Yes, I’m looking at you, multiple heads of the hydra called the Democratic Party. Multiple times a day (for each multiple head) I get URGENT messages from someone in the party to warn me about Boehner or the GOP or the Koch Brothers. It’s always a plea to send money. $5 or $10 or more if you can afford it will kill whatever the issue du jour is. Yeah, right. Remember the story about the boy who cried wolf? I’m just ignoring you no matter how dire the headline. And now I deleting your emails as well.
