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A Dialogue With My 13 Year Old Self

02.11.2011

My point is that my memory of my life is completely different from what you wrote.
That happens at your age. But give me an example.

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Quotidian Iterations and Pruning the Blogroll

01.18.2011

Happy New Year. Oh, did I say that already? I’ve been writing for so many different sites that I can’t remember who I’ve told what….Oh, and I apologize for mixing my metaphors.

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Immortality and Christmas Lights

12.06.2010

Now everyone knows, men and women never agree on the amount or placement of tree lights, but every year I would optimistically forget this.

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Pretty, the second season

11.02.2010

Guilt-free sloshing in the barrel of kiddie beauty pageants with all the attendant political incorrectness you could ever hope for.

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It’s Not PMS, It’s You! Interview with the author

08.27.2010

“…for every woman who ever pulled her hair out trying to explain–for the 46th time–the importance of putting the toilet seat down, for Christ’s sake, or that burping the national anthem after every meal is not a constitutional right…

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My Formerly Hot Life: First the Blog, Now the Book

08.11.2010

And I’m laughing, snorting even, in that not-so-subtle way that demands you ask me, “what’s so funny?”

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The Ultimate in Pre-Planning

05.10.2010

I think it’s only fitting that our funerals should reflect our lives, be a celebration of our lives, not just cookie-cutter ceremonies.

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A Vagina State of Mind

02.14.2010

During a routine visit a few days ago, we explored a new frontier in our doctor/patient relationship…one not yet (or hopefully ever to be) explored with my husband.

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Pretty, the Series: A web mockumentary

01.29.2010

Late in the evening when there’s absolutely nothing else on, I have found myself on occasion watching Toddlers & Tiaras. It’s one of those train wreck reality shows in which overweight parents groom their small children to compete in obscure beauty pagents usually held in the Deep South. I feel guilty about watching it, at [...]

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Great Interview Experiment: DaVe from FupDuckTV

01.08.2010

The sideboob & underboob article is a debate that I’ve been kicking around for a while now with friends.

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