The Quotidian Blech

I do not have a St. Patrick’s Day hangover.  Despite my surname having once been Patrick, I don’t celebrate the day.  Oh I do have a hunk of corned beef to cook up this weekend, but I’m thinking deli corned beef on rye with a side of coleslaw.  Anyway, Patrick as a surname is not Irish, it’s Scottish.  You twit.

The diagnosis is in:  1. Left-sided congestive heart failure-fluid buildup in the lung secondary to long-standing heart disease.  2. Degenerative mitral valve disease with moderate to severe valvular insufficiency and moderate valvular prolapse leading to left side of heart becoming severely enlarged.  3. Degenerative tricuspid valve disease with trace insufficiency and moderate valvular prolapse.

The patient:  Molly Gassner

A thousand dollars later, we came back from the vet cardiologist with three bottles of pills.  She is now down to taking only two of the meds, because the third gave her diarrhea which in turn made her a kind of Jackson Pollack of the poop (see photo).

Most of this was totally out of the blue.  A vet heard the heart murmur about a year and a half ago, but the xrays then showed no enlargement.  Her heart was never an issue during her illness last year.  I took her to the vet the other day because she had a fatty growth on her chest…oh, and by the way, she’s coughing occasionally.

Don’t even ask me how I feel.

And on a lighter note: the Jane-bashing at Elk Grove Patch continues, but that’s good news.  For one, any comment is a good comment in the world of on-line journalism.  And too (two), I’m getting inured to the hostility, which is a blessing for my psyche.

And now I must go figure out how to get teeny tiny little plops of poop out of the carpetS in FOUR rooms.  Any suggestions?

 

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  • Cecelia Fielding

    So sorry. Such a big diagnosis for such a little dog. She’s a big part of your life, and heart. I’d go with a professional on the poop.

  • http://midlifebloggers.com byjane

    @Cecelia,
    Such a big mess for such a little dog!

  • Shani

    Oh, no. Poor little dogger. And poor you!

    And now I must go change the bandage on my cat’s tumor…

  • http://midlifebloggers.com byjane

    Oh no….tumor? benign? messy? poor cat and poor you. we can commiserate.

  • http://www.thefiftyfactor.com Joanna Jenkins

    Yikes– I was afraid that diagnosis might be for you. Wow, that was a mouth full. I hoe Miss Molly is on the mend and the meds agree with her stomach better.

    As for the carpet– Do you have Bobcat Carpet Cleaners in your area. They have worked miracles in our home in the past.

    Hang in there with the commenters and happy weekend, jj

  • http://inventingliz.blogspot.com Liz

    I’m so sorry Molly is sick!

    I swear by Nature’s Miracle for getting pet-related stains (and smells) out of carpet.

  • http://midlifebloggers.com byjane

    @Liz
    I’ve seen it at the pet store and felt so superior that I had no need of it. Hah! Pride goeth before the fall.

  • http://midlifebloggers.com byjane

    @Joanna
    Bobcat Carpet Cleaners–doesn’t sound familiar. I had some other service come several months ago. I’m going to wait for Molly’s bowels to–um–settle down and then I’ll call them again. Meanwhile, I’m using spot carpet cleaners–to little effect.

  • http://www.merlotmom.com merlotmom

    Oh, I’m so sorry. Poor Molly. Poor you. I hope the meds she can stomach will help her. I’m sending good thoughts…

  • http://midlifebloggers.com byjane

    @merlotmom,
    Today was the first morning that I didn’t wake up to an “artistic impression on carpet” done by Molly. My next-door neighbor, who’s a nurse, explained it to e. The meds, which are diuretics, are pulling the excess water out of Molly’s system through her–ahem–poop. Me, I just thought diuretics made you pee so you could fit into your jeans.

  • http://www.duchessomnium.com DuchessOmnium

    I read this three times, and every time I read it as the Quotidian Belch. Which in a way is not so far out.

    I am so sorry about Molly! Poor her, and poor you. I had a much loved border collie with diabetes, and I struggled (at great expense) to treat her. So I think I have some idea of how you feel.

    Good luck, and I hope the meds get sorted soon and Molly is as well as she can be.

  • http://www.jamiemiles.com/blog Jamie

    Sorry about poor Molly. Our pups are just like family…it’s terrible to know they aren’t feeling well — at all.

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