Has anyone else gotten into Curves, the 30-minute, no hassle, let’s-you-feel-like-you’re-a-member-of-the-piously-exercising-public faux gym? It’s a wonder for those of us who hate harsh movements and counting breaths. Personally, I cannot coordinate my intake with my output, and I loathe being ordered to do one more rep for God and country by some stick-thin 20 year old who doesn’t know the meaning of the word cellulite (but she will, ha!). So for people like me there is Curves–a 30 minute circuit of machines and cardio. No men, no mirrors, no makeup. This commercial has not been brought to you by anyone in particular….