according to Kayla…or
“Where do Babies Come from?”

There is a hawk that can do anything.

How to be pregnant:

A man meets a woman. The woman says, ‘Oh, I’m having a baby.’

They rush to the hospital. Then the woman lays on the bed. Then there is a hawk in the woman’s stomach. The hawk carries an egg. The doctor takes the egg and the baby hatches. The hawk flies away.

The doctor says “You’re finished. $1,000, please.”

--to which Sam, who is only now hearing about the hawk, says, “Don’t insult the hawk. The hawk knows all.”