Tom Cruise dental issues…

Has anyone other than me noticed that Tom Cruise’s front tooth seems to be in trouble.  These days since he’s smiling so wwwwwiiiiiiiiiiiidddddddddddddeeeeeeeeeeellllllllllly, his gums are in view.  And the gum tissue surrounding his top, um right-as-I’m-facing-him, tooth is all puffy.  I also noticed some discoloration.  It’s time for a visit to the perio- guy, Tommy.   Or maybe–shucks!–the root canal man.

Speaking of Tom Cruise and dental issues, here’s some tabloid-worthy gossip.  According to one of my dentist’s (who shall be nameless and, truly, I forget which one), Tom was in the chair of a colleague who had him fully anesthetisized–and gave free views of the sleeping Tom to all and sundry.  Very unethical, but amusing to those present. 

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  • http://theodicy.livejournal.com/ theodicy

    Damn. I thought you were going to tell me that he asked Tom a bunch of Leading Personal Questions!

    :cough:

    :cough:

    :checks teeth for puffiness:

  • http://midlifebloggers.com/ byjane

    so it’s a girl…Surrey (with a fringe on top) or Suri or Tomkitten–blech!!!!!!!!!

    I’ve got channel 13 on and they’re doing a whole childbirth in hollywood deal — Brooke Shields delivered today too!

  • http://theodicy.livejournal.com/ theodicy

    Brooke delivered today, too? OH THE DELICIOUS IRONY.

  • http://writerwench.livejournal.com/ writerwench

    I read a very telling and detailed interview of Tom Cruise that he did for the Sunday Times Magazine. There was a lot of information about his controlling tactics, his lack of height, and his curiously unattractive personality that I think he wished had never been printed. He really did not impress the interiewer. I thought he was quite cute, if drastically upstaged by Tim Curry, in the film ‘Legend’, and since then? Meh.

    So he has a child. Whoop-dee-doo. I bet the proud mother is already working on regaining a perfect flat stomach.

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