The Centers for Disease Control has issued a warning about a new virulent strain of Sexually Transmitted Disease. The disease is contracted through dangerous and high-risk behavior. The disease is called Gonorrhea Lectim.  Many victims contracted it in 2004, after having been screwed for four years. 
Cognitive characteristics of individuals infected include:

1 ) Anti-social personality disorders

2 ) Delusions of grandeur with messianic overtones.

3 ) Extreme cognitive dissonance

4 ) Pronounced xenophobia

5 ) Paranoia

6 ) Cowardice masked by misplaced bravado

7 ) Ignorance of geography and history

8 ) Tendencies towards evangelical theocracy

9 ) Categorical all-or-nothing behavior

12) Uncontrolled facial smirking

Naturalists and epidemiologists are amazed at how this destructive disease originated only a few years ago from a bush found in Texas.