Saturday What-not…a Potpourri without scent
1. It is fucking hot here today.
Okay, now that I got that out of the way, I can continue….
2. I do not like the heat. I have never liked the heat. I will never like the heat. The heat is not liked by me.
3. I am always at my largest in the summer. Even in the days when I was not large.
4. My hair always looks like shit in the summer. No matter what product I do or don’t use.
5. Heat makes me crabby, cranky, and just downright bitchy.
Excuse me while I go get a towel to wipe the sweat off my Toshiba….

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Ya know, you should move to the north of Scotland.
You’d never suffer from the heat again!
AND they have tons of rain (envious sigh)