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The Hell of the job interview…

Submitted by byjane on Friday, 24 March 20063 Comments

I had today the two worst job interviews of my long, heretofore somewhat successful life.  Not two of the.  But the worst.   I don’t know if I can even go into what made them so awful, especially since it’s almost midnight now (okay, it’s 11 p.m., but that’s close).  Since I’m tired and p.o.ed and crabby about some other stuff, I’ll wait till tomorrow to ……

Tomorrow is today, and I’m still bothered about the interviews.  The first reminded me of my PhD orals, only in this case I didn’t know the subject very well.  Half the time, I didn’t even get the question.  I heard it okay, but wasn’t sure what they were really asking.  Like, have you ever had to report child abuse and what did you do?  Well, no…but are you asking if I know the reporting laws?  Or for a brief synopsis of the gray areas of child abuse.  And then, would that be the gray area of physical abuse?  Or sexual abuse?  Or emotional abuse.   Are you asking how I feel about reporting?  So, I answered, “No, I’ve never had to report, but I know the laws and I know that there are often gray areas in the law.”  Duh.  The interviewers were relatively nice, one in particular who was older (but not nearly so old as me!).  The other was pregnant and had a mouthfull of metal, which made it a trifle difficult to understand her.  Not to mention my wondering how someone so young could be in such a responsible position….

The second interview was what they referred to as a Role Play.  They must have given that class the day I was absent, because I was lost, lost, lost.  I understand the concept of Role Playing and, god knows, I’ve had enough improv classes to be able to think on my feet.  But…but…but…I walked out of this feeling as if I had somehow been made a fool of, and I’m wondering if there was some agenda going in that room that I was totally unaware of. 

Whatever…I am now, once again, drifting and it sucks. 

3 Comments »

  • toadyjoe says:

    Things like this are EXACTLY why I hate gummint type jobs. Like said – already internally filled, plus they are chock full of beaurocratic bullshit. And it only gets worse once you ace that interview. I stood it, despite the advice and input of people who know me very well and KNEW I shouldn’t even attempt a gummint type job (I’m too much of a rebel to put up with it for long) for almost 5 years… for the bennies. Then I “paroled” (I worked at a max sec prison), and went to nursing school for a wee bit of a change. Best move I ever made, and the people I left are STILL there (the employees – could care less about the inmates) and whining about how come I got to escape and they’re still there. Takes BALLS, people. And I’ve (philosophically, anyway) got ‘em.

    Count your lucky stars that the interviews were horrid. You didn’t REALLY wanna work for a “company” that does things like that, anyway. Right?

  • writerwench says:

    Sounds like a pair of job interviews very carefully crafted to confuse, puzzle, and disorient applicants. And waste time, since the job has already been internally filled, but they had to go through this charade to fulfill legal requirements. Or that’s what I’d suspect.

    What a bum day. I hope tomorrow is better for you!