Okay, so I’ve got other things on my mind…

like, how did my nightgown get off my body the other night.  No, no, not that way.  When I went to bed, I was wearing my little peach floral number from Target.  When I woke up in the AM, said number was crumpled under my body.  How did that happen?  How could I maneuver myself out of my nightgown without even waking up a little?  And what other actions might I sound asleep be capable of doing in the future?  It’s pretty damn scarey….

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