Okay, so I’ve got other things on my mind…
…like, how did my nightgown get off my body the other night. No, no, not that way. When I went to bed, I was wearing my little peach floral number from Target. When I woke up in the AM, said number was crumpled under my body. How did that happen? How could I maneuver myself out of my nightgown without even waking up a little? And what other actions might I sound asleep be capable of doing in the future? It’s pretty damn scarey….

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Sounds like you’re burning calories without the effort…you’ve found a better way to lose weight. ha! Glad to hear your job hasn’t kept you up at night, as mine had.
Yeh, that takes some doing. Must be good dreams, eh?